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13 Lord of the Rings pick-up lines guaranteed to leave an impression on bae


Come on, precious, let’s go on an adventure.

hobbit

No? Welp, how about some of these instead? Here we’ve collected some of the best (and the worst) LOTR pick-up lines, which are free for your own use! Success is guaranteed. Probably.

1. Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

gollum

2. The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

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3. You remind me of a Balrog
 Smokin’ hot!

raw

4. Are you the ring? ‘Cause I’ve got my eye on you


sauron

5. You’re glowing! Is there an orc nearby? Or are you just happy to see me?

orcs

6. Gimli a piece of that!

gimli

 

7. You must be Frodo
 Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

ring

8. That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

orcs

9. So, what do you like for second breakfast?

breakfast

10. YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Until you give me your number.

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11. Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

hobbit

12. It must have hurt
 When you fell from the Timeless Halls.

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13. I may have hairy feet, but I would walk for miles for the one.

hobbits

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