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13 Lord of the Rings pick-up lines guaranteed to leave an impression on bae


Come on, precious, let’s go on an adventure.

hobbit

No? Welp, how about some of these instead? Here we’ve collected some of the best (and the worst) LOTR pick-up lines, which are free for your own use! Success is guaranteed. Probably.

1. Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

gollum

2. The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

Mount_Doom

3. You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

raw

4. Are you the ring? ‘Cause I’ve got my eye on you…

sauron

5. You’re glowing! Is there an orc nearby? Or are you just happy to see me?

orcs

6. Gimli a piece of that!

gimli

 

7. You must be Frodo… Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

ring

8. That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

orcs

9. So, what do you like for second breakfast?

breakfast

10. YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Until you give me your number.

lotr

11. Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

hobbit

12. It must have hurt… When you fell from the Timeless Halls.

lotr

13. I may have hairy feet, but I would walk for miles for the one.

hobbits

Which is your favourite, precious? Did we miss a good one? Tweet us @maximumpopbooks

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Sarah is the Lead Writer and Design Queen here at Maximum Pop! Sarah holds an MA in Professional Writing from Falmouth University, and a BA in Creative Writing with English Literature from Marjon (BIG UP THE MARJON MASSIVE!). Sarah joined MP! after seeing an advertisement for writers on Instagram – because where else would a design master find their dream job?

Sarah is currently working on an expose on Draco Malfoy in her spare time. But not if his father hears about it.