WE CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS ONE DIRECTION HIATUS ANY MORE. SERIOUSLY, HOW MANY MORE NIGHTS OF CRYING INTO OUR 1D PILLOWS SPRITZED WITH EAU DE STYLES DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH BEFORE IT’S ALL OVER?
Our hearts can’t handle this level of trauma.
CAN YOU HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO WORK BECAUSE MY MENTAL STATE IS SLOWLY DETERIORATING WITHOUT YOU @onedirection
— Trang Dong (@tranganhdong) February 25, 2017
Yep, us too.
Sure, the boys are still winning while on their big break. They snapped up the Video Of The Year prize for ‘History’ at the BRITS 2017, Harry’s becoming a superstar actor, Niall continues to be an absolute babe, Liam’s set to become dad of the year, and Louis has already produced our FAVE dance banger of the year.
But despite all of that, nothing can compare with when the boys were all together.
The whole thing has resulted into us looking into the boys’ search histories (because, you know, history) and GOOD NEWS, Directioners, we’re found an officially-unofficial list* of everything they’ve googled.
This week, we thought we’d start with Hazza* – who has arguably been MOST off the radar. But we must warn you, HS fans, once you see this, you can never, EVER go back.
*This may not be the actual list of things Harry’s been looking up recently, but we have SO much faith in it…
1. How to turn your gran’s curtains into a bomb-ass suit
2. Best places to buy grandad clothes
To be fair, he looks SO good in them.
3. How to sit by the pool everyday and never get in
Actually getting in is SO 2008.
4. When is Ed Sheeran’s birthday?
They’re BFFs now, dontcha know?
5. Why are bananas yellow?
Uhh, do you actually know?
6. How to tweet
Guessing he still hasn’t found a proper answer to this one…
7. Highest scrabble score
That time off is really getting to him.
8. How to apologise for stealing food off plates
You can nick a chip off us any day, Haz.
9. In what episode of Glee does Rachel have a party
DON’T STOP BELIEVING….that the hiatus will come to an end, one day.
10. The best One Direction quizzes
TOP RESULT: our amazing quizzes, of course.
11. Knock knock jokes
Stick to the day job Hazwizzle.
12. How to be a stand up comedian
DID YOU NOT READ NUMBER 11?
13. How to quiff curly hair
Tell us your secrets, Harry!
14. What is a merman
15. The best filter for food on Instagram
16. What’s Ed Sheeran’s favourite…
This bromance is turning next level.
17. Do tangle teezers damage your hair?
He’s gotta protect those precious locks.
18. C’mon we would totally google ourselves if we were famous
Sorry, not sorry.
What do you think Harry has been googling recently? Let us know in the comments below.