In case you hadnât noticed, One Direction have been on hiatus for over a year now, and if weâre going to be completely honest, weâre not coping.
Without the boys around as a quartet we donât feel whole, and our hearts have pretty much stopped beating. Like, we actually donât know what to do with ourselves â apart from sit and wait for it all to blow over.
Since âfake newsâ apparently means ânews I donât like,â hereâs some fake news:
1D is on hiatus
My credit card bill
Trump is presidentâ De Elizabeth (@deelizabeth_) February 24, 2017
Although Harry has arguably been the most under-the-radar since the hiatus began, weâve still been following him around in our dreams like top stalkers â complete with beige trenchcoats and newspapers to faces, obv.
In fact, weâve been stalking him SO hard, weâve actually got access to a top-secret list* of all of the things Harry has really been up to.
*Okay, so this isnât actually a legit top secret list, but weâre gonna roll with the punches anyway.
HERE IT IS, GAIZâŚ
1. Cow tipping
Harry just canât resist a sleeping cow just waiting to be tipped.
ideal date: cow tipping
â Katelyn (@fuckingochenour) February 27, 2017
2. Binge watching âGleeâ on Netflix
Rumour has it Rachelâs his favourite name. You heard it here first, Rachels of the world.
3. Taking photos of random pieces of food
He actually got told off in a Currywurst shop in Berlin for doing it. The Currywurst guy was NOT happy.
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4. Memorising all of the United States in alphabetical order
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado⌠Because this is the type of stuff you need to know if youâre gonna take over from Trump.
5. Planking
Not that he needs to strengthen that already beautiful core, or anything.
6. Color-coding his closet
Itâll be easier to find all of his favourite white t-shirts.
7. Feeding ducks
Weâve never wished we were ducks more.
8. Tracing his tattoos with a Sharpie marker
And then realising it doesnât come off for 2947 weeks. AWKS.
9. Braiding his hair
Braid it like itâs the â90s all over again, Hazza babes.
10. Reading magazines upside downÂ
Just to mess with peopleâs minds.
11. Writing fanfics about Barb from âStranger Thingsâ
Harry is missing Barb just like the rest of us. Nâawwwww.
12. Re-watching the 1D episode of âiCarlyâ
Because why WOULDNâT YOU re-watch an episode of âiCarlyâ if you were in it?
13. Trying out Zoellaâs GBBO recipes
In fact, we hear Zarry are the new Mel and Sue.
14. Paying for dinner just with coins
Just for kicks.
15. Doing the Kylie Jenner lip challenge
Need someone to try those extra kissable lips out, Haz?
the original kylie jenner lip challenge pic.twitter.com/nnr28CsGUp
â tyler durden (@notdamianpena) February 15, 2017
16. Dabbing
Dabbing harder like an 80 year old at bingo.
17. Making âwot in tarnation?â memes
Wot?
wot in formation pic.twitter.com/M73rjWmhDC
â lil glocki (@edjiggy) February 25, 2017
18. Playing scrabble
Rearranging the alphabet to put âuâ and âiâ together. CUTE.
19. Perfecting his whip
No, not that kind *insert emoji smirk face*
20. Learning how to rap all of âHamiltonâ
Carrie Hope Fletcher would be one proud bean.
@Harry_Styles you seen Hamilton? If not Iâve got the illegal version
â shyla (@cinemachurro) February 10, 2017
21. Re-reading the entire âHarry Potterâ seriesâŚbackwards
Heâs getting Dobbyâs sock as his next tattoo, FYI.
22. Taking quizzes on Maximum Pop!Â
Itâs just what you do when you have time on your hands, right?
QUIZ: Can you guess the @onedirection song from these emojis? https://t.co/0oGK4N8MQf pic.twitter.com/Tw2wQSDfGu
â Maximum Pop! (@maximumpop) February 28, 2017
23. Tweeting
LOLJKS
24. Watching cat videos on YouTube
Harry Styles vs. Grumpy Cat collab, anyone?
25. WhatsApping using only emojisÂ
Itâs the best way to WhatsApp.
My grandma just got her first iPhone 6 and sheâs only texting me using emojis and I have NO CLUE what sheâs trying to tell me but itâs cute
â âď¸Gigglesâď¸ (@HylianPrincesse) November 2, 2016
26. Practicing his Donald Trump impressionÂ
HARRY FOR PRESIDENT.
27. Collecting cacti
Because, why not?
28. Perfecting his winged eyeliner technique
While singing his lines in âPerfectâ.
29. Learning how to speak pig-latin
Arryhay Ylesstay,
30. Facetiming with Ed Sheeran
Ed does know when Harryâs solo stuff will be outâŚ. ;)Â
31. Reading conspiracy theories on RedditÂ
Is BeyoncĂŠÂ really in the Illuminati?
32. Re-watching âShrekâÂ
Even if the words to âAll Starâ are actually really fucked up.Â
33. Sending gifs in the 1D group chat
He canât stop trollinâ Niallâs new brunette hair.
I literally feel like @NiallOfficial @Harry_Styles @Louis_Tomlinson @LiamPayne have a group text and are texting back and forthâŚ
â Narry saves Maun ⤠(@1nameNiallHoran) February 24, 2017
34. And, of course, sleepingÂ
We can all agree that he seriously deserves the rest.
What do you think Harry is doing RIGHT NOW? Share your thoughts in the comments below and tell us what you think Harry has been doing during this hiatus,