Harry Potter Book Night allows us to celebrate everything Harry Potter. And we mean everything. So stop whatever youâre doing. Open up your Twitter, and start following these fly witches and wizards.
This is all you need in life.
1. Weâre starting with the Dark Lord himself, lest he send an army of Death Eaterâs to our door for not putting him first. But he proves itâs not all doom and gloom:
#APositiveMessage: At least youâre not Dolores Umbridge.
â The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) July 25, 2015
2. Everyone should be following âArry Pottah himself, right? Heâs an observant bean:
So apparently Snape works at American Airlines.. pic.twitter.com/ppvc0V186j
â Harry Potter (@ArryPottah) June 2, 2015
and he makes us chuckle too:
Me: when is dinner ready?
Ginny: will you wait!
Me: I DID MY WAITING
Ginny: oh god
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
Ginny: not again
Me: IN AZKABANâ Harry Potter (@ArryPottah) March 23, 2015
3. Also, Harryâs texting game is on fleek:
â Potter Texts (@PotterTexts) December 24, 2015
â Potter Texts (@PotterTexts) December 23, 2015
4. The Sorting Hat Bot. Simply follow to be sorted into a house with a jaunty little rhyme too!
I am the grieving Sorting Hat, forgive me while I mourn
The greatest Slytherin has passed and we are all forlorn pic.twitter.com/WmfIGFQkx9â The Sorting Hat Bot (@SortingBot) January 14, 2016
5. Finally, even if you follow none of the others, this is THE ONE:
I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I donât have any
â Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 18, 2016
Itâs Snape. Through and through.
Welcome to 2016. Friendly reminder that you still havenât received your Hogwarts Letter.
â Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 1, 2016
Still holding the same grudgesâŠ
That insufferable know-it-all.. pic.twitter.com/3DWHWsXaYv
â Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 4, 2016
and every bit as sassy:
The first person to tweet âPage 1 of 365â will receive an Avada Kedavra to the face.
â Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 1, 2016
So there you have it! Did we miss any of your favourites? Tweet us @maximumpopbooks
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