With ‘Harry Potter Book Night’ this month, and Valentine’s Day just around the corner, what better way to prepare than with some choice pick up lines. Because, you know, it can’t be true love if these witty one liners don’t work.
Shimmy up to your target, shoot them with one of these crackin’ sentences and wait for the magic to unfold.
Yes, this is happening.
*warning – may cause snorting and/or drink spitting. MP! will not be held responsible for any damage done to individuals or their electrical equipment while perusing this list. Thank you*
- You must be a Horcrux, because babe, you complete me.
- I bet you play Quidditch because you look like a keeper to me.
- Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because that smile is magical!
- My name might not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.
- Did you slip some Skele-Gro into my drink? Because I’m growing a bone.
- Mind if I… Slytherin next to you?
- My love you for you is like Devil’s Snare; the harder I fight it, the tighter it grips my heart.
- Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean?
- You don’t need to say “incendio” to light my fire.
- I may not be Harry Potter, but I could be your chosen one.
- Do you like the Harry Potter books? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
- Even Snape could not Severus apart.
- You must be a dementor, because you take my breath away.
- Hey there, I like your Longbottom.
- Cho Chang? More like “Cha-Ching” because I’ve just hit the jackpot.
Well, there you have it. A recipe for success. Did we miss any good ‘uns? Send us an owl, or tweet us @maximumpopbooks
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