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15 Harry Potter pick up lines every muggle should know


With ā€˜Harry Potter Book Nightā€™ this month, and Valentineā€™s Day just around the corner, what better way to prepare than with some choice pick up lines. Because, you know, it canā€™t be true love if Ā these witty one liners donā€™t work.

Shimmy up to your target, shoot them with one of these crackinā€™ sentences and wait for the magic to unfold.

Yes, this is happening.

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  • You must be a Horcrux, because babe, you complete me.
  • I bet you play Quidditch because you look like a keeper to me.
  • Are you sure youā€™re a muggle? Because that smile is magical!

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  • My name might not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.
  • Did you slip some Skele-Gro into my drink? Because Iā€™m growing a bone.
  • Mind if Iā€¦ Slytherin next to you?

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  • My love you for you is like Devilā€™s Snare; the harder I fight it, the tighter it grips my heart.
  • Hagridā€™s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean?
  • You donā€™t need to say ā€œincendioā€ to light my fire.

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  • I may not be Harry Potter, but I could beĀ yourĀ chosen one.
  • Do you like the Harry Potter books? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
  • Even Snape could not Severus apart.

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  • You must be a dementor, because you take my breath away.
  • Hey there, I like your Longbottom.
  • Cho Chang? More like ā€œCha-Chingā€ because Iā€™ve just hit the jackpot.

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Well, there you have it. A recipe for success. Did we miss any good ā€˜uns? Send us an owl, or tweet us @maximumpopbooks