Emma Matthews
From bold vinyl trousers to daring mesh t-shirts, Topshop aren’t afraid to shy away from courageous fashion trends. After all, they’re constantly encouraging us to try something new and for that we salute them.
That said, recently the brand have been bringing out ‘garms that have us raising our eyebrows for all the wrong reasons. Don’t get us wrong, we’re all for self-expression, but these new pieces will leave you BEYOND confused.
In fact, you’ll probs feel like Jade does in this GIF after you see ’em…
So, at the beginning of last month the retailer released a pair of mom jeans.
Simple, enough, right? This is where the weird part comes in. The jeans had a see-through, plastic window in the knees of them.
They looked like this…
And, we were all pretty puzzled.
a friend just sent me the worst jeans i’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/bIY4ewdiYD
— Becca Laurie, PI (@imbeccable) March 13, 2017
A lot of people were worried about how sweaty they’d be! Also, what the heck would you wear with them? Any ideas?
PSA: I do not endorse Clear Knee Mom and her attire choices. This Mom has no style. She has no grace. pic.twitter.com/jVQLSTF1Zj
— Mom (@truongasm) March 13, 2017
Topshop’s latest pair of jeans are even more WTF, though. Forget about sweaty knees, these are about 10 times worse. Why? Well, the whole leg is made of plastic. Yep, that’s right!
OMG! This Zara hack will completely change the way you shop FOREVER
WOAH! This girl hasn’t cut her nails in three years and we can’t believe how long they are
Say hello to all-plastic jeans…
We feel hot just looking at them.
Yikes!
Twitter has naturally gone into *FULL BLOWN MELTDOWN MODE* over these bad boys. And, we can’t really blame them… WHAT. EVEN. ARE. THEY.
Prepare to lol…
topshop designer: *cuts out random chunks of jeans*
topshop designer: *makes jeans out of plastic*
other topshop designers: pic.twitter.com/4JvCQlTN6u— Mabel Goulden (@mabelgoulden) April 23, 2017
Are they?!
CLEAR PLASTIC JEANS ARE YOU FEELING OKAY TOPSHOP? pic.twitter.com/fRQcrhil70
— Angela (@theawkwardblog) April 21, 2017
LOL
Topshop what the F%#* ARE THESE pic.twitter.com/b1xGMe4TYU
— Sopherina (@sopherinas) April 26, 2017
We NEED to know!
Is topshop having a laugh pic.twitter.com/EWrqBY4rv3
— don (@lolzdonz) April 25, 2017
They really are
Go home Topshop you’re drunk https://t.co/N1in5E3A8L
— Kayleigh Tanner (@DailyKayleigh) April 21, 2017
Too much
Topshop: Everybody hated the clear knee jeans we should make more normal pants
Also Topshop: MAKE THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEG CLEAR pic.twitter.com/YctEoZaNrx
— Little Mix Mofo (@LittleMixMofo) April 25, 2017
Hahahahahaha
CLEAR PLASTIC JEANS at TopShop because you, too, can now steam up nicely like a pair of snowcrab legs. pic.twitter.com/TzPgxE8vQO
— Helena Baptiste (@sumbodysbabygrl) April 27, 2017
They give a new definition to the word HAWT
I’m going to wear the clear jeans from Topshop over the dirty jeans from Nordstrom pic.twitter.com/fqtKQpzdqU
— Anthony Florio (@anthonyversion1) April 26, 2017
Harsh but true!
@thisisinsider @MatthewACherry Start with this pic.twitter.com/WEtnGKN2jW
— Harlotrious Hussy (@Elusive_A) April 26, 2017
“YOU’RE STEAMING YOUR BITS!”
What can happen if you wear #Topshop clear “jeans” https://t.co/wUwKQFLy9Y pic.twitter.com/ff3IQunL9e
— Eleni Vassas (@elenivtv) April 25, 2017
OMG, this one is actually hilarious
Why spend €76 on clear jeans when you can just use cling film pic.twitter.com/Xi4MzUwMqe
— Mr Cian Twomey (@MrCianTwomey) April 25, 2017
OUCH
Ooh, they have clear plastic jeans now!! That’ll get you stuck to your chair as you sweat out toxins!
— Lorie (@LorieGZ) April 25, 2017
We just can’t get over how sweaty they’d be!
OK Topshop Has Officially Fuckin’ Lost It With These Plastic Jeans pic.twitter.com/APpvkHxto1
— Desert GIF For Hope (@DesertGIF) April 27, 2017
Are they even jeans?!
Sweatsville population: anyone wearing this abomination #whatarethose https://t.co/PqeHwGqGTG
— Megan Turney (@MeganTurney94) April 22, 2017
But, at the end of the day, we can’t really knock anyone who DOES choose to wear these jeans. You’re probs heaps braver than any of us.
So go and slay, you style mavens.
Let us know whether you’d wear Topshop’s plastic jeans by voting in the poll below.
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