Letâs discuss the term âcouple goalsâ.
Hereâs Urban Dictionaryâs definition of the term:
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But we wouldnât be so shady as to criticise someone elseâs thoughtful addition without offering an alternative suggestion. That would just be wrong. So we decided to submit our favourite YouTube couple, Rose and Rosie as a definition for âcouple goalsâ.
Fast forward ten minutes later and we get back this message.
DAMMIT!
We wanted to prove that we werenât just spammy spammers by demonstrating to everyone what a perfect couple Rose and Rosie are. When we met the adorable YouTube pair we did a quick fire round of questions to test how well they know each other and, no surprises, they aced it!
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We met Rose and Rosie â the YouTube sensations who are better than most YouTube sensations
MP!: Hi Rose and Rosie! Letâs test how well you know each other. Who wants to go first?
Rose: Iâll go first.
MP!: OK! So the game is simple â you have to guess the Rosieâs favourite colour, pet etc. and if you get it right you earn a point. There are ten questions overall. Got it?
Rose: OK!
MP!: Letâs kick things off with Rosieâs favourite video youâve made together?
Rose:Â Ooh is it the âBaconâ one?
Rosie: YES! Iâd say âBaconâ.
MP!: Favourite TV show?
Rose:Â âPretty Little Liarsâ.
Rosie: Yes.
MP!: Favourite film?
Rose: âSpiceworldâ
Rosie: Yes.
MP!: Most embarrassing secret?
Rose: She picks her nose and eats it!
Rosie: Haha yes!
MP!: Pet peeve?
Rose: When I donât listen.
Rosie: Yeah that probably would be it.
MP!: Celebrity crush?
Rose: Itâs James McAvoy for Rosie.
Rosie: Yes.
MP!: Biggest fear?
Rose: The dark.
Rosie: Yes!
MP!: First kiss?
Rose: Oh god. Iâm never gonna get this.
Rosie: His name was Fish
MP!: Fish? FISH?
Rose: Who was Fish? Your pet?
MP!: Care to elaborate about Fish?
Rosie: I went and hung out with my step cousin and she was kind of a dotty character. She took me down an alley and introduced me to her friend Fish and he kissed me haha!
Rose: Oh my god!
MP!: We are sorry you had to go through that.
Rosie: Itâs fine, Fish was awful. He lived up to his name.
Rose: Woah, how have I never heard this story before?
Rosie: Oh and he looked like a guy from Blazinâ Squad. And I was wearing a beret haha!
Rose: OMGÂ we should make a video about this.
MP!: Appropriately, the next question is what was the name of Rosieâs first pet?
Rosie: I just said the name before in a different interview. What was my porn star name, remember?
Rose: Oh was it Bytheway.
Rosie: No, the first name!
Rose: Oh Minnie! Haha.
MP!: And to finish off, what is Rosieâs favourite colour.
Rose:Â Pink
Rosie: Yep.
MP!: Okay, that is 9 out of 10, thatâs pretty good. Your turn now, Rosie. What is Roseâs favourite video that youâve done?
Rosie: Ohhhh. Thatâs so hard.
Rose: Have a guess.
Interviewee: I think it maybe the one we uploaded the other day about your first solo album.
Rose: Yeah, at the moment itâs my favourite.
MP!: Favourite TV show?
Rosie:Â Buffy.
Rose: Yes, correct!
MP!: Film?
Rosie: Oh, you love âInto the Wildâ.
Rose: INCORRECT! For the record, itâs âSister Act Part 1â.
MP!: Most embarrassing secret?
Rosie: Was it when everyone called you âMinger Squareâ?
Rose: HAHA Yes. I had a backpack that Iâd just bought from Poundland. I wore it home and it was really big on my back and this group of boys from my high school just went âUrg, you squareâ, which was really mean. Then they called me a âmingerâ afterwards. And then it became âMinger Squareâ. I think some of my audience call me that because I accidentally let it slip haha!
MP!: Well, at least now youâve turned it into a positive thing.
Rose: YEAH! Look whoâs laughing now haha. âMinger Squareâ is.
MP!: Pet peeve?
Rosie: Oh, Rose hates when I cook and make a load of mess.
Rose: Urg, you drop all the food on the floor!
MP!: Celebrity crush?
Rosie: Camila Cabello.
Rose: Of course.
MP!: Biggest fear?
Rosie:Â She hates flying.
Rose: Yeah, I do!
MP!: First kiss?
Rosie: A girl called Freya.
Rose: No, that was my first gay kiss.
Rosie: Oh it was that guy in the box. Box boy!
Rose: Yes, Ben!
MP!: Okay, so your first kisses were with Box Boy and Fish. Safe to say you are doing better now.
Rose and Rosie: Haha.
MP!: First pet?
Rosie: Hammie.
Rose: Yes.
MP!: And favourite colour?
Rosie: I think itâs purple. Or red.
Rose: You know what, itâs actually maroon so itâs neither of those two, or a combination of both.
MP!: Okay, we wonât give you that one, so thatâs 8 for you, Rosie! Good result all round!
SEE! Didnât we tell you that these guys are legit the definition of couple goals!? So join us in adding Rose and Rosie to the Urban Dictionary here and donât forget to send us screenshots of your definitions on Twitter!
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Article update: Our goal to get Rose and Rosie added to Urban Dictionary has worked. YOU ROCK, FAM!
YAAAAAS!
We got @RoxeteraRibbons and @RoseEllenDix added to the @UrbanDictionary
An AMAZING day for YouTube! https://t.co/LhvOIj2u7s pic.twitter.com/n6Zxc46fft
â Maximum Pop! (@maximumpop) 12 April 2017
@maximumpop @RoxeteraRibbons @itsraraamedeo @RoseEllenDix @urbandictionary Itâs up! Go like it up!! #BoobiesUnited pic.twitter.com/MiXtCVWy2D
â kramasnu (@kramasnu) 12 April 2017
@itsraraamedeo @RoseEllenDix @RoxeteraRibbons @urbandictionary @maximumpop Itâs up and ready to receive votes if you use the @urbandictionary app!
â kramasnu (@kramasnu) 12 April 2017
@kramasnu @RoseEllenDix @maximumpop @RoxeteraRibbons @itsraraamedeo @urbandictionary By âMinger squareâ Iâm crying
â Jenaya (@JenayaBurnett) 12 April 2017
Nice touch there âșïž
â Rose Ellen Dix (@RoseEllenDix) 12 April 2017