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Quiz: Which ridiculous death will be the end of you?

This will kill you dead


Did you know that cows are 40 times more likely to kill you than a shark? Fact. Also, coconuts and champagne corks. Horses, hot tap water, ladders. Petula from Susin Nielsen’s FANTASTIC new book ‘Optimists Die First’ has a point.

Maybe we ARE better off being a little bit glass half empty? Just a little. Especially if we’re going to be offed by an icicle or by simply being LEFT HANDED!

So apparently if you’re left handed you are five times more likely to die in an accident than a right handed person. It’s not illogical. It’s also logical to be 100% head over heels in love with the cover for this book too. IT’S A BEAUT, RIGHT?!


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And this is what makes it so hard for Petula not to be ruled by these statistics. After her little sisters dies in an accident inadvertently caused by her own crafting obsession… Can you blame her for taking EVERY precaution in life?

There’s nothing wrong in being careful, but you can’t live your whole life like Petula. It would hold back your badass potential. But just for funsies, we’ve made a quiz based on some of those more ridiculous stats.

Find out which daft death will kill you dead:

What’s it to be? Tell us about your ridiculous offing in the comments!

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Written by Sarah Clare

Sarah is the Lead Writer and Design Queen here at Maximum Pop! Sarah holds an MA in Professional Writing from Falmouth University, and a BA in Creative Writing with English Literature from Marjon (BIG UP THE MARJON MASSIVE!). Sarah joined MP! after seeing an advertisement for writers on Instagram – because where else would a design master find their dream job?

Sarah is currently working on an expose on Draco Malfoy in her spare time. But not if his father hears about it.

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