You only have to look at the site name to see that we love a pop banger or two! That said, have you ever thought about the sinister af messages behind all your fave songs?
Donât worry, guys and gals! Weâre not about to ruin Harry Styles or Little Mix, for you. Heavens forbid! But hear us out, okay?
Weâre on about catchy lyrics being taken out of context.
Strip a song of itâs punchy backbone and it can be transformed from a singalong chart essential to something weird⊠very weird â it could even be the soundtrack to a dystopian novel.
So, whatâs got us thinking this darkly, then? Well as some of you know, weâve been reading the thrilling, âCrazy Houseâ. Itâs James Pattersonâs latest book and will honestly have to on the edge of your seat from start to finish.
17-year-old Becca has been snatched from her small hometown and thrown into a maximum-security prison on Death Row. Itâs up to her twin sister, Cassie, to go to some seriously sinister and extreme lengths get her back.
Chilling!
QUIZ: What % angel-blooded are you?
Can we please just talk about Patrick freakinâ Ness?
Plan your prison escape and weâll tell you which YA character is actually your long lost twin!
In fact, itâs almost as chilling as these pop song one-liners. Brace yourself, guys because things are going to get weird fast.
These are the anthems for your next dystopian novelâŠ
Little Mix â âDown & Dirtyâ
âIâm bringinâ the fire, so call me Daenerysâ
Yikes! NO ONE wants to be burned by one of Daenerys dragons. Thatâs just not cool.
Harry Styles â âFrom The Dining Tableâ
âWoke up the girl who looked just like you, I almost said your nameâ
Câmon Harry. We love you but thatâs just plain awkwardâŠ
Liam Payne â âStrip That Downâ
âYou know, I used to be in 1D, now Iâm out, freeâ
Break our hearts why donât you, Liam?! Jeez.
Camila Cabello â âI Have Questionsâ
âWhy did you leave me here to burn?â
WHATâS WITH ALL THE FIRE THEMES?!
Taylor Swift â âBad Bloodâ
âAnd rub it in so deep, salt in the wound like youâre laughing right at meâ
All these songs sound so violentâŠ
Ed Sheeran â âNew Manâ
âTribal tattoos and he donât know what it meansâ
Harsh but hilarious!
Fifth Harmony â âI Liedâ
âIâve said, âI love you,â but I liedâ
OUCH â thatâs gotta hurt!
Can you think of any more sinister pop songs? Let us know in the comments below. You can find out more about âCrazy Houseâ by James Patterson by clicking here.Â