Day 10: Liam Payne is still missing.
The 1 Dizzle fandom is really REALLY concerned. And we’re starting to be too.
We asked our baker, no he’s not Harry, if he saw him going around but no luck. So, we started to shake the worry off a bit thinking about possible explanations on why Liam’s still missing.
Here what we came up with:
1. Liam’s secretly attending selfie masterclasses. His return will be announced with a selfie masterpiece.
2. Sleeping in a toilet at Funky Buddah. Someone says “There’s no place like home”…
3. He flew back to Universal Studios in Orlando to do other ‘roller coaster interviews’.
4. Car singing around London.
Car singing is the best singing
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) December 14, 2014
5. In a long car journey, finding out what to do during the next one.
What to do with another hour long car journey hmmmm…
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) December 5, 2014
6. Proving to himself and everyone he can sleep for a week.
I could sleep for a week
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) November 25, 2014
7. Playing the next FIFA World Cup
There’s no distracting a boy from FIFA
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) November 10, 2014
8. He’s stuck in a hotel room. With NO Wi-fi. Without Niall.
9. He’s lost in Sophia’s wedgied bum crack.
10. He’s landed his acting career in a secret location, on a super secret set shooting the next Batman trilogy, starring as BATMAN. (Was it supposed to be a secret, right?)