14 reasons why Baby Ariel is a threat to national security

We ask you to please remain calm while we issue the following public warning.

We have received intelligence that a 16 year old caucasian female has been identified as a potential threat to national security.

We repeat, please do not panic.

The suspect in question goes by the name Baby Ariel. She is accused of hijacking popular social media platform, Musical.ly, and using it to brainwash 16 million Musers all over the globe. We strongly suspect that she is building a secret army to take down our beloved president elect Donald Trump whom we all greatly admire and respect.

She is to be treated with extreme caution. This girl is dangerous.

Here is why Baby Ariel is public enemy No.1:

1. She only promotes negativity

Dude, lighten up.

https://twitter.com/BabyAriel/status/764162310336315392

https://twitter.com/BabyAriel/status/815622203614121984

2. Her priorities are just all so wrong!

Doesn’t she know that the more you moan, the happier you get?

❤️ new theme

A post shared by Baby Ariel (@babyariel) on Aug 20, 2016 at 5:29pm PDT

3. She’s not relatable at all

Food is so 2016…

when i'm on my period i think about food 24/7

— Baby Ariel (@BabyAriel) January 6, 2017

one of my favorite things is when my shirt is long enough for me to unbutton my pants after i eat

— Baby Ariel (@BabyAriel) December 11, 2016

dancing freely in my room while i'm home alone & blasting music just makes me happy

— Baby Ariel (@BabyAriel) January 4, 2017

4. She just doesn’t appreciate her fans one bit

So ungrateful…

you all are so beautiful .

— Baby Ariel (@BabyAriel) January 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/BabyAriel/status/817138551913586690

5. She takes herself way too seriously

Have fun once in a while, won’t you?

6. Her Gram game is offensively beautiful

We actually have to wear sunglasses to survive the lack of shadiness.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO25vSDDn3H/?taken-by=babyariel&hl=en

7. She has awful taste in music.

And Halsey’s ‘Colours’ so isn’t one of the best songs in recent memory.

ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece🌙

— Baby Ariel (@BabyAriel) 8 January 2017

8. Her Musical.ly game is weak AF

Yeah, we said it.

https://twitter.com/BabyAriel/status/814241883765481472

9. She doesn’t value family at all

Tragic.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO-lbHQj_Qf/?taken-by=babyariel&hl=en

10. She’s a vandal

And it’s a scandal!

11. Awful fashion sense

We will not take it easy thank you very much!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNFjhayDeQU/?taken-by=babyariel&hl=en

12. She never goes anywhere interesting or meets anyone famous

Adam Who?

AND SHE WILL BE LOVEDDD @adamlevine

A post shared by Baby Ariel (@babyariel) on Nov 7, 2016 at 5:11pm PST

13. She never plays any fun games

BORING!

https://twitter.com/BabyAriel/status/799398687172599808

14. She’s obsessed with Snapchat

Snapchat’s just never going to take off, OK?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLHoftjDe7M/?taken-by=babyariel&hl=en

On a scale from 1-10 how much does Baby Ariel make you quiver with fear? Let us know using the comments box below.