12 chat up lines to use this Valentine’s Day.

1. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?giphy

2. Hi, I’m doing a survey… What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?giphy

3. Jumping Polar Bear! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.giphy

4. I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?giphy

5. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?giphy

6. There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.giphy

7. I bet your last name is Jacobs – because you’re a real cracker!giphy

8. My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.giphy

9. I bet you £10 you’re gonna turn me down.giphy

10. How many camels can I buy you for?giphy

11. If you were a McDonald’s burger… You’d be a McGorgeous.200 (2)

12. I’m usually better looking.giphy

We hope these lines help you catch a fitty on Valentine’s Day! Let us know if they did on Twitter at @maximumpop.

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