1. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
2. Hi, I’m doing a survey… What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
3. Jumping Polar Bear! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
4. I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
5. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
6. There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
7. I bet your last name is Jacobs – because you’re a real cracker!
8. My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.
9. I bet you £10 you’re gonna turn me down.
10. How many camels can I buy you for?
11. If you were a McDonald’s burger… You’d be a McGorgeous.
12. I’m usually better looking.
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