We wrote a fairytale about Halsey’s Hopeless Fountain Kingdom and the conclusion is “Don’t f**k with Halsey”

The undisputed queen of the underboob

Once upon a time there was a fierce queen named Halsey.

She ruled the Hopeless Fountain Kingdom with a just and fair hand.

Here’s a fountain.

Although she was good to her subjects, she always put them in their place.

But they loved her for her fierceness and honesty.

And, more importantly, because she never forgot to admit her own mistakes.

This one time her shirt fell down at the Grammys on stage.

Conclusion is always “Don’t f**k with Halsey!”.

THE END. Thanks for reading.

Header photo credit to @ine8s.

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Written by David Farrell

David is the Head of Content at Maximum Pop!

Having studied Russian and Spanish at the University of Leeds, David moved to Moscow to work in the education sector. Upon returning to UK soil, David initially immersed himself in the wonderful world of MP! as a music writer.

Now head of all things content, David takes being a music fanboy to a whole new level, and can often be found dancing like there's nobody watching to 'Shout Out To My Ex', obsessing over Lauren Jauregui and defending Taylor Swift's honour.

David once appeared on TV in Armenia. Apparently, "it was awesome".

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