We’re not gonna lie, we are the biggest Disney fans there are.
We love the princesses, the princes, the romance, the BANGIN’ TUNES (*OK banging’s probably not the right adjective…).
But we do have one niggle.
Just a teensy, little thing. Sometimes the endings are a little bit unrealistic.
You know what we mean. Take ‘Beauty and the Beast’ for example – at the end the beast is stabbed in the kidney and shot with an arrow. Yeah sure, the spell is undone, but he still is mortally wounded. And it looks like we’re not the only ones who think so…
Now that’s what we’re talking about. And while we’re on the topic of home truths. Here’s how the actions in ‘BATB’ would have played out if it was subjected to a cruel, harsh, sobering dose of reality.
Sorry to burst your bubble, guys. It’s doesn’t stop it being a good yarn tbh.