We have proof Taylor Swift isn’t a snake… she’s actually a crab!

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Clearly all the stress is going to her head as she is now going to great lengths to forget her woes. SHAME ON ALL OF US!

She has actually managed to convince herself that she is a crustacean as this is the only respite she gets these days.

And here’s it in its full glory.

Also remember when people said she was built like a crab leg…?

The evidence is overwhelming. Here’s a pic of Taylor in her natural habitat.

Don’t mess with her. She doesn’t need her squad to defend herself.

You see, she’s not a    after all. So instead of this…

… we should be trying to catch wild Taylors by the sea. Forget your cake by the ocean, we want Taylor by the Sea!

Tweet us @maximumpop if, like us, you’re shocked to discover Taylor’s true identity but still love her despite her scales and claws.

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Written by David Farrell

David is the Head of Content at Maximum Pop!

Having studied Russian and Spanish at the University of Leeds, David moved to Moscow to work in the education sector. Upon returning to UK soil, David initially immersed himself in the wonderful world of MP! as a music writer.

Now head of all things content, David takes being a music fanboy to a whole new level, and can often be found dancing like there's nobody watching to 'Shout Out To My Ex', obsessing over Lauren Jauregui and defending Taylor Swift's honour.

David once appeared on TV in Armenia. Apparently, "it was awesome".

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