If there’s one thing we love about Harry Potter, it’s his endless list of talents. Not many people can rock a scar, ACTUALLY speak to snakes and kill a load of psycho demons at the same time. That’s one hefty Tinder bio right there.
Thanks to Comedy Central show @Midnight, the world is now being exposed to Hip Hop Harry Potter – and he is one BADASS wizard. Well, sort of.
After launching the #HipHopHarryPotter challenge on the show, the @Midnight team have seen Potterheads flocking to Twitter to take part, and it’s safe to say that things have turned WILD:
— I’m With Chirr (@RiskyMrRaccoon) 11 January 2017
I like the way you work it (No Diggory)#HipHopHarryPotter
— Tim Jones (@TheRealTLLJ) 11 January 2017
— Justin_my_Converse (@justinconverse5) 11 January 2017
His wand is sweaty, knees weak, bludgers are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already, Ron’s mom’s spaghetti. #HipHopHarryPotter
— Daft Sin (@SinthimusPrime) 11 January 2017
— Cameron (@castielspizza_) 11 January 2017
— Dammit Erin (@DammitErin) 11 January 2017
Now I ain’t saying she a death eater
But she ain’t messing with no broke wizard #HipHopHarryPotter
— ⚡️Miles Morales⚡️ (@SuperKingLime) 11 January 2017
— Fedora the Explorer (@ColinS_92) 11 January 2017
TEN POINTS TO WHOEVER CAME UP WITH ‘My anaconda don’t want none if you can’t speak parseltongue’. Genius.
W’eve been racking our brains for ideas, and the best thing we’ve come up with is ‘Baby got Basilisk’. Poor, we know. Got a better idea? Leave a comment below!
And in the meantime, check out the video which kickstarted the whole thing. You should be warned, though – after seeing this you’ll NEVER look at Mr. Potter in the same way again.