Generally we try not to lower ourselves to the petty ranks of silly arguments, but sometimes life calls for a fire-filled comeback. So here are seven comebacks from back in the day that have the potential to absolutely slay. Remember, ladies, it’s all about delivery and the level of sass.
1. “If you’re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
2. “I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.”
3. “Your lips keep moving but all I hear is ‘Blah, blah, blah.'”
4. “You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.”
5. “Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.”
6. “What did you have for breakfast this morning? Bitch flakes?”
7. “I know you are, but what am I.”
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