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Rihanna / Chris Brown, Katy / Russell, Adele / some random – it’s Popstar Heart Monitor


Welcome to our popstar heart clinic – where celebrity love gets a full check-up. Who’s got a heart vacancy, who’s taking things to the next level and who’s beyond medical help? In today’s waiting room…

flatlined Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner. The singer has dumped her Sk8ter Boi, reality TV star Brody after nearly two years together. Reports suggest that the couple had opposing views on marriage, with Avril ready to walk down the aisle again but Brody refusing to commit. All together now: “Why do you have to go and make things so complicated.”

Katy Perry and Russell Brand. There’s zero hope of a reconciliation as it seems the pair cannot even stand to be in the same country. As Russell landed in LA, reportedly to meet Katy for one last time, his nearly-former missus was flying out to Bangkok last night. Time to break out the man-size Kleenex and listen to this one more time.

Rihanna and Chris Brown. For the past few months there’s been rumours of a reunion between these two with cryptic tweets and online flirting but Rihanna took to twitter last night for different reasons. She posted a series of explicit song lyrics (don’t let your mum read this) that seemed to hint at her now severely damaged relationship with her ex. The reason for her change of heart? Chris has revealed a fresh tattoo of his new girlfriend’s face on his arm. That’ll do it.

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Adele and her new man. Aw, the Queen of Heartbreak Adele is stepping things up with her new bloke Simon aka Swampy (yes that’s what his “mates” call him). The couple are apparently moving in together just a few months after being introduced by the Cilla Black of popworld, Ed Sheeran.

Frankie Sandford and Wayne Bridge. The Sats singer was severely spoilt by her footballing man on her 23rd birthday at the weekend. Not only did he organise a huge party, Wayne also presented Frank with a personalised Aston Martin and a pair of diamond earrings. Is someone trying to outdo Marvin in the give- a- Saturday-a-gift stakes?

going strong Max George and Michelle Keegan. The Corrie actress has taken to Twitter to defend her relationship with our second favourite member of TW. She denied claims she’s called off their wedding as the pair haven’t even set a date yet and insists they’re still very much together. Max promptly backed up her tweets and congratulated “Shelly” on her rant. Aw.

Gaga and Taylor Kinney. The Lady has been turned. Incredible pictures have emerged of Gaga doing normal things like grocery shopping and hanging out with mates, in ordinary clothes. Experts have likened the miraculous photos to footage of baby deer taking their first steps. Boyfriend Taylor (the incredibly hot guy in the ‘You and I’ video) is credited with helping Gaga in her transformation.

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Written by Oliver Meakings

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