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The 7 moves you need to know to dance like a pop star


According to our very sophisticated analytical techniques, the current pop charts are home to precisely 7 different types of dance move. MP! have generously put together a guide which will help you find out which one you rock:

  1. THE HIPSTAR: You’re a full blown, hipster jiver who wears shirts around her waist, not unlike Emily off PLL.

2) THE GRINDER: You’re a down and dirty MOFO who grinds and bumps her way through her favourite jams.

3) THE CHEAP THRILLERSEEKER: You just bloody go for it. You’re not afraid to wear your inner weirdo on your sleeve and dance like no one’s watching.

4) THE SMOOTH CUSTOMER: You favour subtle, sexy grooving and have trouble keeping your hands to yourself. I mean, you could, but why would you want to?

5) THE WORKER TWERKER: You’re an unapologetic twerker.

6) THE RETRO GAL: You’re a sassy, retro gal who loves her corny moves.

7) THE SIDE CHICK: You don’t dance! You just sit on the sidelines lookin’ pretty.

Which is your move of choice? Tweet us at @maximumpop and let us know.

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Written by David Farrell

David is the Head of Content at Maximum Pop!

Having studied Russian and Spanish at the University of Leeds, David moved to Moscow to work in the education sector. Upon returning to UK soil, David initially immersed himself in the wonderful world of MP! as a music writer.

Now head of all things content, David takes being a music fanboy to a whole new level, and can often be found dancing like there's nobody watching to 'Shout Out To My Ex', obsessing over Lauren Jauregui and defending Taylor Swift's honour.

David once appeared on TV in Armenia. Apparently, "it was awesome".

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