According to our very sophisticated analytical techniques, the current pop charts are home to precisely 7 different types of dance move. MP! have generously put together a guide which will help you find out which one you rock:
- THE HIPSTAR: You’re a full blown, hipster jiver who wears shirts around her waist, not unlike Emily off PLL.
2) THE GRINDER: You’re a down and dirty MOFO who grinds and bumps her way through her favourite jams.
3) THE CHEAP THRILLERSEEKER: You just bloody go for it. You’re not afraid to wear your inner weirdo on your sleeve and dance like no one’s watching.
4) THE SMOOTH CUSTOMER: You favour subtle, sexy grooving and have trouble keeping your hands to yourself. I mean, you could, but why would you want to?
5) THE WORKER TWERKER: You’re an unapologetic twerker.
6) THE RETRO GAL: You’re a sassy, retro gal who loves her corny moves.
7) THE SIDE CHICK: You don’t dance! You just sit on the sidelines lookin’ pretty.
Which is your move of choice? Tweet us at @maximumpop and let us know.