OK aside from the law student part, this GIF totally describes our lives.
Being true fangirls from the planet Stalk, anyone who gets in the way of our noble quest will be immediately obliterated, hence the “Excuse you, you’re in my way”.
And people better haul ass because this is the moment of the week we live for.
Enough dawdling! The urge to obliterate must be quashed. We must discover MP!’s Top 5 Pop Events of the week right this second:
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. We adore Ed‘s comeback singles ‘Shape of You’ and ‘Castle on the Hill’ and we really, really can’t wait for his new album, which we suspect could be even bigger than Adele’s ’25’ era!
To perfect his comeback Ed is performing on ‘Saturday Night Live’ this weekend and it’ll be the pop comeback of the century. Find out details about when to tune in here.
2. The Grammys
Yaaaas! We look forward to this oh-so-important date in the music calendar every year. With our ultimate faves like Justin, Ariana and Demi all nominated for awards, our eyes will be glued to the screen this year. Everything else in life is unimportant.
Find out all about this year’s Grammys in this very spot of the interweb.
We love what we’ve heard from the new ’50 Shades’ soundtrack so far, especially Zayn and Taylor’s cinematic duet, and we can’t wait to get our greasy mitts on the whole confection. Ooh we’re all hot and bothered now.
Find out who else features on the OST right here. ARGH TAKE US NOW!
4. DNCE Tour
Joe Jonas‘ band are on the move and you besta believe our bodies are ready for some serious cake by the ocean this week.
Find out when DNCE are performing over here.
Wow that’s a lot of fangirling to get on with. You may be obsessed, but do you actually know what type of fangirl you are? We’ve invented a devious quiz so you can find out.
Now you’ve found out what type of fangirl you are, you can now find out what fangirl issues you suffer from. Isn’t the internet fun?