We’re pretty in the know here at MP! and we can be pretty damn persuasive if we want to be. That’s how we found ourselves with a copy of The Saturdays’ personal files – all their information from telephone numbers and dress sizes, to whether they like their sandwiches with the crust left on or cut off. Our favourite part of this top secret dossier was their sick notes. As you all know, The Saturdays are Notorious (boom boom!) for not showing up for work. We thought they were just lazy, but now we know they had real excuses all along! Recreated here, for the first time ever, and exclusively for the readers of MP! are The Saturdays’ sick notes. Complete and unabridged.