Over the next few months Britain is going to be blessed with the arrival of a superstar. For a few dates (looky here) starting on the 19th September (!!!), the iconic, divine Miranda Sings is going to come and perform for us mere mortals. Literally stop your entire life right now because Christmas has come early, along with your birthday and the day you were followed on Twitter by Union J all at once. If you know who Mirana Sings is already then you know we’re not just going crazy with the hyperboles (we use big words sometimes), but if you’re not -yet- a Mirfanda, then let us give you a quick induction.
She can sing, she can dance:
AND she can rap:
So that’s what the lyrics to Gangnam Style are:
We’re not saying Starships was a massive hit just because of Miranda, but it is a massive hit and Miranda has done a version of it, just sayin’
She’s been doing this for a long time:
She’s so iconic that other, lesser popstars have started copying her vocal stylings, and failed:
Luckily, sometimes Miranda is kind enough to share some of her wisdom:
Not content with just sharing her heavenly vocals with us, she’s also helping us with our day to day issues, like selfies:
Last but not least, she’s also boyfriends with Joey Graceffa, so if you meet her, you might get to touch the hand that touched his beautiful, beautiful face:
Are you converted to Mirandaism yet? Of course you are! Welcome to the club. Let us know if you’re going to any of the shows, with any luck we’ll be going to one of the London dates – we can cry together at Miranda’s wonderful vocals.