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Here’s why being single WILL turn you into a human flame emoji like Jesy Nelson!

She got tha power!


Looks like we all missed out on a good night out last night.

Last night 💃🏻

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Little Mix‘s Jesy Nelson embodied a human flame emoji yesterday while she partied with bandmate Perrie Edwards in London and, considering how hard the Little Mix girls work, it’s more than well deserved.

After performing in Orlando on the 15th April for the final US date of the ‘Dangerous Woman’ tour, the Little Mix girls flew home for a quick break before the European leg begins on 8th May.

Jesy recently split from her boyfriend ‘TOWIE’s’ Chris Clark who she had been dating since mid-March. Based on our own vast and OH SO AGONISING experiences of heartbreak, we’re sure she was in need of a night on the town. And, lo and behold, that’s exactly what she got.

These two 😍

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About last night 🙊

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The best night with the best people ❤️

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Carnage on the dancefloor!

Jesy also filmed a video on her Snapchat where she said she wanted to be a lesbian. Jesy, we feel ya. Sometimes guys are just THE WORST! That’s why we’ve put together this list of reasons why it’s better to be single.

1. You can BINGE on juicy, juicy endorphins

According to PsychologyToday, people who are single are scientifically proven to exercise more which means you’ll live longer and get be fitter and healthier. JUICY!

2. You’ll have much more chance of recreating the TV show ‘Friends’

If you’re single you will have time to invest in your frooonds because, after all, they’ll always be there for you.


You’ll kick yourself for not noticing that Jesy Nelson was in all these famous ‘Harry Potter’ scenes

Little Mix are splitting up? Not on Jesy Nelson’s watch they ain’t!


3. You can scream along to all the relatable independence jams in the world all the while thinking ‘THAT’S ME!”

You will find yourself singing along to this old school classic by Natasha Bedingfield without the slightest hint of irony AND THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

4. You can SLAM DUNK your career goals

You’ll have so much more time to be the best at what you do! All those relationship suckers have taken their eye off the prize and their work will suffer for it MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

5. Life will be drama free

Ever feel like your life is a bit too much like ‘Pretty Little Liars’? Cut out the boyfriends/girlfriends and all you problems will just melt away. That is, unless you really are being cyber stalked and terrorised over text which is be a bit harder to fix.

6. You’ll have time for YOU!

You can indulge in all the things you’ve ever wanted to try.

Want to paraglide over the English channel? Nothing stopping you.

Want to binge watch ’13 Reasons Why’ on Netflix? Why the hell not?

Want to learn martial arts and become a vigilante protecting your city like ‘Daredevil’? Be our guest.

7. And the best thing, ZERO JEALOUSY!

SHUT UP NICK JONAS! (We love you really though).

Now it’s over to you. What’s your favourite part of being single? Let us know in the comments.

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Written by David Farrell

David is the Head of Content at Maximum Pop!

Having studied Russian and Spanish at the University of Leeds, David moved to Moscow to work in the education sector. Upon returning to UK soil, David initially immersed himself in the wonderful world of MP! as a music writer.

Now head of all things content, David takes being a music fanboy to a whole new level, and can often be found dancing like there's nobody watching to 'Shout Out To My Ex', obsessing over Lauren Jauregui and defending Taylor Swift's honour.

David once appeared on TV in Armenia. Apparently, "it was awesome".

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