Some pop stars record sweet 30 second thank-you videos when they pass a large number of followers on twitter. And some pop stars are Jedward. Who tear off their t-shirts, strip naked, gyrate like the Cheeky Girls and wear pants so tight a future without John & Edward offspring populating the planet is now certain. Watching this video *will* make you gasp in shock, question your sexuality and feel levels of confusion that will make your head explode. In other words… HIT PLAY.