Imagine if Trump attended Hogwarts. Er, we know guys… it’s hard to picture. Especially as Harry Potter is our fave fictional universe and tbh, we’d much rather have Trump
miles and miles broomsticks and broomsticks away from it.
Some of you lovely lot on Twitter HAVE been imagining it, though. There’s been plenty of talk about what Hogwarts House Trump would be in.
Also, don’t forget that Tom Riddle – a.k.a Lord Voldemort – was the friggin’ heir of Slytherin. Not to mention Dolores Umbridge, who we think was the most evil one of the whole lot.
If you ask us, the comparisons are uncanny.
Donald Trump entering the White House was kinda like Voldemort taking Hogwarts, when you think about it
— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) March 28, 2017
Donald Trump is just Dolores Umbridge’s squib brother. Bitter he never made it to Hogwarts, he terrorises Muggles instead.
— Ash Tokyo (@ash_tokyo) February 25, 2017
The Donald Trump of Hogwarts! pic.twitter.com/TpafOh3Aiw
— You have no Idea! (@eemarwen) February 6, 2017
Dolores Umbridge is to Hogwarts as Donald Trump is to The United States of America. pic.twitter.com/sTYPNtGbO3
— Troy (@teejdasqueeze) January 29, 2017
These just keep getting better and better.
Don’t worry too much though, J.K. Rowling has recently put the Trump/Slytherin-theory to bed. When journalist, Oliver Willis posted a joke about it on Twitter, J.K. revealed that the POTUS would NOT be in Slytherin.
Draco Malfoy “Looking Forward” To New Role In Trump White House Office Of Mudblood Eradication pic.twitter.com/7mTY0XWM2X
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 27, 2017
Whaaaaaaaat? Don’t tell us he’s a Gryffindor?!
Spoiler alert: He’s not.
In fact, Trump isn’t in Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw either because J.K. replied to Oliver saying that Trump wouldn’t get accepted into Hogwarts in the first place. Touché.
You’ve got to get the letter before you put on the hat, Oliver. https://t.co/KFvRtrwdpy
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) March 27, 2017
Just when we couldn’t love J.K. Rowling anymore! *HEART SWELLS*
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