Larry Stylinson is real. Either that or somebody else has knocked Harry up because it seems that he’s been hiding a secret from us for a very long time. HE’S BEEN PREGNANT FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS. Maybe Zayn left to start daddy duties?…
Anyway, the secrets out now because last night, live on stage in Sweden, Harry Styles gave birth to a beautiful baby… balloon.
Of course he wasn’t ACTUALLY pregnant, you gullible readers. He doesn’t even have a womb for crying out loud.
It seems that Harry grabbed a fan’s balloon and shoved it up his shirt before popping out again during the band’s performance of ‘Story Of My Life’.
Have a little look at Harry’s beloved balloon baby in this vine caught by a fan: