There are good ways to get Harry Styles’ attention when he’s on stage. You could dress up as a whale and hold an anti-SeaWorld sign. You could bring him an iced coffee from Albert’s. You could hand him a rainbow flag.
But there are also bad ways. Because Harry really doesn’t like it when you…
Put your hands down after he kindly asked you to put them up.
Are impatiently waiting for them to sing ‘Fireproof.’
Wear noise-canceling headphones to the concert.
Don’t give him the standing ovation he deserves for his phenomenal dance moves.
Try to mimic his phenomenal dance moves and don’t quite nail it.
Cry at Liam’s high notes but not his.
And can’t clap your hands and stomp your feet at the same time.
The choice is up to you. Go out and buy a whale costume—stay hydrated, though, it might get hot at the show—or try one of these surefire ways to get Harry Styles’ (albeit negative) attention. Just be ready for Sassy Harry to come out.
Oh, we forgive you, Harold.