VOTE: What would happen if Hagrid, Dobby and Harry all went on The Apprentice?

You’re fired, Harry!

Now that’s a TV show we’d watch in a heartbeat. The Apprentice: Wizard’s Edition. Just imagine, Lord Sugar with Dolores Umbridge on his right and someone like Gilderoy Lockhart on his left… It would be television GOLD!

But who would win? That’s where YOU come in. Vote for who you think would smash it.

We got our hands on these abso brilliant business cards from it just got us to thinking… Who would actually survive a show like ‘The Apprentice’?

Would it be Dobby?

He IS a free elf. At least he’s upfront about it. But we’d be a little worried about when things didn’t quite go to plan in the challenges…

Or how about Hagrid?

Informative. Instructive. It quickly showcases his, uh, talents. But the interview section might prove a little tricky…

17 times people renamed the Harry Potter series and it is TOO FUNNY!

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Harry? Surely THE CHOSEN ONE can easily come out on top of a competition like this…

What’s a TV show compared to defeating the Dark Lord?

He does have the PERF business card:

And that sass might be the thing that gives him the leg up on his competitors.


Accurate. Asshat.

But what do you think?

Tell us who you think would get HIRED in the comments below!


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Written by Sarah Clare

Sarah is the Lead Writer and Design Queen here at Maximum Pop! Sarah holds an MA in Professional Writing from Falmouth University, and a BA in Creative Writing with English Literature from Marjon (BIG UP THE MARJON MASSIVE!). Sarah joined MP! after seeing an advertisement for writers on Instagram – because where else would a design master find their dream job?

Sarah is currently working on an expose on Draco Malfoy in her spare time. But not if his father hears about it.

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