It’s not every day that you can claim to have discovered the greatest conspiracy theory known to man, but after assessing the evidence, we’re excited to officially confirm: Harry Styles is actually the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Let’s look at the evidence shall we?
Harry Styles has long hair. Jesus also had long hair. Coincidence? We think not.
Jesus has a lot of followers. Harry has many followers too and makes a huge influence on many lives. Jesus tells his stories in the Bible, Harry tells his story in his songs.
A few years ago, Harry Styles performed a miracle, similar to how Jesus performed many miracles and cured nasty diseases. A kiss from Harry would have left many girls speechless, but this had a very different affect on a teen who went to his concert. Harry blew her a kiss and cured her of laryngitis. Magic, right?
Harry was in a band called One Direction and Jesus claimed to be ‘the one’.
It all seems so obvious when you put all of the pieces together.
Jesus could supposedly fly and walk on water. In Harry Styles’ music video for ‘Sign Of The Times’ he flies and runs on water, basically confirming that he is in fact Jesus.
Don’t believe us? See for yourself…
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Having reviewed all of the evidence and considered all of the above, we have come to the conclusion that Harry Styles is in actual fact the modern day Jesus.