If you’re wondering what some of the most bizare fan stories are, this could definitely be one of them – a fan stole $5,000 to buy Zayn Malik!
To make this even funnier, the fan was only two years old and went into her dad’s safe to take $5,000 smackaroonies before putting it in her lunch box and tried to take it to nursery.
This girl is literally our spirit animal. We want to buy Zayn, too, kiddo. Life’s not fair, is it?
How much would you be willing to pay for Zayn? If we win the lottery, we’d be willing to put a fair bit of cash towards buying his management, that’s for sure. Tweet us @maximumpop your bid for Zayn and let’s see who would win.