In case you’ve been living under a rock (or had a life outside of pop gossip this Christmas holiday) then you might have missed Harry Styles and his rumoured girlfriend Kendall Jenner living it up on a yacht with their celebrity friends, including Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi.
And even though she might not have been spilling the beans on what Harry and Kendall were getting up to, she did fill us in on what part of Harry’s body she had been playing with.
“We went to the Caribbean, and we spent ten days on a yacht,” Ellen told the audience of her television show. “Being on a yacht is great. It’s like a beautiful five-star hotel that could sink at any moment.
“Around the holidays, there’s a lot of celebrities vacationing there – Leonardo DiCaprio, Justin Bieber – I think I saw Free Willy. One afternoon, Portia and I went over to visit Harry Styles. We went to go see Harry and I did his hair, and he didn’t mind that at all.”
Oh how we wish we could run our hands through Harry’s luscious locks.
“And we also saw Kendall Jenner there,” said Ellen. “Which proves my theory that no matter where you go, you’re never more than 500 feet from a Kardashian.”
Erm, we don’t think we’ve ever been LESS than 500 feet from a Kardashian.
Harry, give us a call when you need us to visit your yacht and play with your hair, yeah?