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Don’t Quote Me On That!


I don’t think I’ll write another record. What would I say?

Nice to see that Lana Del Rey has high hopes for her career…

It still bothers me when lots of girls faint and when you see dozens and dozens of girls being carried over the barriers.

Stop getting your nips out then Marvin!

Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.

Working for Ke$ha sounds like a blast. How do we apply?

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Written by Oliver Meakings

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