2. “Do you like my new top?”
BESTMATE: I think my nan has that
3. “Do I look alright?”
MATE: So nice, ready for the lads.
BESTMATE: You’ve got camel-toe.
4. “Look at my spot!”
BESTMATE: Want me to pop it?
5. “Have you seen my coat, did I leave it at yours?”
BESTMATE: Oh yeah, I think my sister’s got it.
6. “Was I really drunk? Did I embarrass myself?”
BESTMATE: You had sick in your hair.
7. “I can’t believe how much weight I’ve lost!”
BESTMATE: You have gone from an ugly duckling to a swan. You look fit girl.
8. “Do you think he does like me?”
BESTMATE: I do but I do think he’s talking to other people too.
9. “This burger is so good…”
BESTMATE: Mate you’ve got onion in your teeth.
10. “Can I borrow your top please?”
BESTMATE: Course you can, when you bring back all my others.
Relatable? Yay or nay? Let us know over at @maximumpop, yeah?