MP! – making pop stars do the hard work, so we don’t have to. This week it’s the turn of Britain’s answer to a horny Justin Bieber Conor Maynard to introduce himself to you lot by filling in our brand new, patent-pending MP! Quiz Sheet. Keep reading to see Conor’s (rubbish) poem about how he got started in the music biz, a list of who and who doesn’t influence him and the dullest pop star he can think of (spoiler: it’s himself).
According to the official MP! Psychiatrist (Braithwaite) seeing an evil panda in this pattern means that Conor has a secret tendency to stare at the bums of British alternative rock bands.