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14 bookish pick up lines GUARANTEED to work some serious magic


Sometimes those you crush on the most just don’t get it. The “book thing”. And what’s worse, they have zero motivation to go with you to your fave book events… even if it means you have to go on your own.

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BUT NO MORE! These bookish pick up lines will guarantee bae will be bouncing with excitement to accompany you. Is your crush going to be there? Welp, you better go armed and ready:

1. You must be a library book… because I can’t stop checking you out.

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2. If you we’re a best seller list, and I was a book? I’d be on top of you for weeks.

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3. If you were a book you’d be fine print.

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4. Going out with me would be like finishing a book… It’ll leave you gagging for the sequel.

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5. You’re better than my ‘Great Expectations’.

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6. If you were a book I’d read you all night long.

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7. Stroke my spine and I’ll open up like a book for you.

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8. Why don’t you grab your coat and we’ll ‘Middlemarch’ right out of here.

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9. ‘Paradise Lost’? Paradise found.

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10. I’d revisit your Brideshead any day.

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11. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus…

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12. YALC? It must stand for Your Ass Looks Criminal in those jeans.

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13. If you played quidditch you’d be a keeper.

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14. Nice buns! Is your name Peeta?

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Which is your fave? Do you have any to add? Tell us in the comments below!

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Written by Sarah Clare

Sarah is the Lead Writer and Design Queen here at Maximum Pop! Sarah holds an MA in Professional Writing from Falmouth University, and a BA in Creative Writing with English Literature from Marjon (BIG UP THE MARJON MASSIVE!). Sarah joined MP! after seeing an advertisement for writers on Instagram – because where else would a design master find their dream job?

Sarah is currently working on an expose on Draco Malfoy in her spare time. But not if his father hears about it.