,

Horror at London’s Roundhouse as thousands come down with Birdy flu


KAKAH!!!!!!  The birds have attacked!

These wings sure won’t be flying anymore.

Thousands of unsuspecting Londoners were left fearing for their sanity last night as they were overcome by the spellbinding beauty of Birdy‘s live performance. The 19-year-old singer performed an incredible 22 songs, proving that she is not only one of the best performers of her generation, but also the one who gives listeners the most bang for their buck.

The avian singer has a reputation for being shy and retiring (and for wandering around fields with yearning looks…)

maxresdefault (1)

But MP! ain’t no mug. We had identified Birdy as a potential threat to security when she broke the nations hearts in the Radio 1’s Live Lounge.

Our suspicions were further raised when we interviewed her about her new album. Birdy admitted that she “grew up quite feral in the countryside” and that she preferred the ‘Macarena’ to the ‘Hokey Cokey.’ What kind of feral monster prefers the ‘Macarena’?!

Our worst fears were confirmed last night when the singer took to the stage in a Japanese-inspired Kimono in keeping with the theme of her third album ‘Beautiful Lies’ and proceeded to call upon a herd of wild horses. See for yourselves.

After this onslaught ceased she made controversial claims about only skinny people finding love. Meghan Trainor would NOT BE HAPPY.

Then she used her bird song to call down her avian pals from the sky to give everyone Birdy flu. Now we are infected, there is no escape.

London has fallen. It’s too late for us, but save yourselves. Gaze upon Birdy with fear.

Untitled design

There is no mercy in those eyes.

birdy

Tweet us @maximumpop if you’ve been infected by Birdy flu. We’ll be keeping your heads up because people help the people find shelter (could there BE any more puns!)

Comments

Leave a Reply

Loading…

Comments

comments

Written by David Farrell

David is the Head of Content at Maximum Pop!

Having studied Russian and Spanish at the University of Leeds, David moved to Moscow to work in the education sector. Upon returning to UK soil, David initially immersed himself in the wonderful world of MP! as a music writer.

Now head of all things content, David takes being a music fanboy to a whole new level, and can often be found dancing like there's nobody watching to 'Shout Out To My Ex', obsessing over Lauren Jauregui and defending Taylor Swift's honour.

David once appeared on TV in Armenia. Apparently, "it was awesome".