We’ve been counting down the days, and it’s finally here. Yes, thats right: It’s DECEMBER, BABY. That means we are officially allowed to listen to copious amounts of Christmas songs in the MP! office without feeling guilty, and scoff a bazillion mince pies while rocking a disproportionate amount of sparkly things because it’s the only socially acceptable time of the year to do so.
Another important addition to the ensuing madness is the obligatory Crimbo jumper. This year they’re bigger and madder than ever – as they should be – and we just can’t get enough so we’ve scoured the high street for some of the best ones around to keep you warm and cosy ’till New Year. Lets get stuck in, shall we?
First up… Topshop takes normcore to strange new places with this unfussy design. If tacky jumpers festooned with Xmas garb leaves you cold, then this simple and direct-to-the-point number will be right up your street. Get it here.
We always knew Santa and Rudolph led a double life, cruising around at night in a BOSS looking pink car like the bros that they are, and this brilliant Florence & Fred jumper merely confirms our suspicions. Cute and cheery and a snip at £20. Get it here.
Keep it cosy in this fluffy pink number from New Look complete with the most squeee-inducing lamb we’ve seen since Shawn The Sheep from Wallace and Gromit. It’s BAAAA-riliant! *You’re fired – ed*
Get it here.
This is a little on the pricey side but this light, slouchy style sweater from River Island is perfect for those who are searching for that elusive middle ground between casual and all out Xmas madness. Totally acceptable for the office, right? Get it here.
If you’re a fan of jumper dresses you’ll definitely want to get your hands on this festive Disney piece. Team with 300 denier tights (or higher!), biker boots, a beanie hat and a leather jacket for instant yule cool. Pick it up here.
Pay tribute to your pooch this December with this canine themed jumper from Forever 21. We’re also quite tempted to throw and santa hat and scarf on our own dog right now. Pick it up here.
Keep it cool (figuratively – its still bloody freezing outside) in this mint green gem from H&M adorned with a delightful polar bear. Pick it up here.
For the too-cool-for-school types, we recommend this DILLIGAF crimbo sweat shirt from ASOS. Cheryl ‘Zero Fooks Given’ Fernandez Versini would be proud. Get it here.
And there you have it! Time to don one of these festive woolies, grab a mince pie and you’re good to go. *Christmas tree emoji*