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26 signs you’re stuck inside a YA Paranormal Romance!


Vampires, and werewolves, and hauntings, oh my! There is something alluring and comforting about a good ol’ paranormal romp. Especially when PNR has provided so many reliable book boyfriends…

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…but, you never know, you might actually be stuck inside a paranormal romance novel yourself! So just so you can be prepped we’ve made a list of signs. Stakes and holy water at the ready!

*these are just for fun. They’re meant to be silly, sarcastic and stupid. It doesn’t change how much we actually love PNR.

1. You’ve just moved into a new house. And it’s probably definitely haunted.

2. Boys, all of them who matter, will tease you with a small ribbon of skin above their waistband, usually when casually stretching while casually insulting you.

3. Boys, all of them who matter, will be lean. And mean. #abs

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4. Boys, all of them who matter, have names like Noah, Damon, Logan, Jonah, Travis, Rush, River, Van… You know. Something cool. To match the abs.

5. If you’re not a little bit paranormal, then it’s pretty much a given the boys are.

6. Lots of wandering around in spooky and bleak landscape. Like the woods, for example.

7. Fog. Rain. Weather. Abs.

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8. You’ve fallen in love with Noah.

9. Noah has been kidnapped by an evil fae/witch/vampire.

10. Noah’s brother, Rush, helps you find him.

11. Rush has the most piercing, coldest stare ever.

12. You’ve fallen in love with Rush, too.

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13. You’re missing at least one parent. Soz.

14. If you’ve got an affinity for painting, photography, writing, reading, the arts… then you’re probably a PNR protag.

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15. Adults are either not there, or completely useless.

16. You’re a halfling. Lucky bean.

17. The thought of living without Noah, or Rush.. or Noah.. makes you feel like your soul is trying to vacate your butt hole.

18. Leather jackets.

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19. Poetry.

20. You feel like you’re being watched. *shiver*

21. Ouija boards.

22. Who knows how old Noah and Rush actually are? But they’re only a year above you at school. Because if we lived forever we’d TOTALLY attend school, again. And again.

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23. You’re bedroom window is open… But it was definitely closed when you went to sleep.

24. Eyeliner.

25. Doppelgangers.

26. Cryptic prologues. Cryptic fortunes. Cryptic cryptics.

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Which do agree with? What else would you add to this list? Tell us in the comments below!

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Written by Sarah Clare

Sarah is the Lead Writer and Design Queen here at Maximum Pop! Sarah holds an MA in Professional Writing from Falmouth University, and a BA in Creative Writing with English Literature from Marjon (BIG UP THE MARJON MASSIVE!). Sarah joined MP! after seeing an advertisement for writers on Instagram – because where else would a design master find their dream job?

Sarah is currently working on an expose on Draco Malfoy in her spare time. But not if his father hears about it.

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