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YAAAAAS!

16 times Lumpy Space Princess taught us how to love ourselves

Fresh to death


Nobody will EVER understand you like Lumpy Space Princess. She is literally you, and you probably didn’t even realise it. With that much sass stored in her lumps, it’s the kind thing to take some so she can make room for more.

This is exactly how you can bag yourself that boyband bae. Follow this slick as heck advice from a purple bumpy cloud and you’ll be swooning with that musical fitty in no time. FACT.

1. Something to say both to yourself, and to bae. Because they should know. The need to know. You didn’t get this on fleek for nothing. Own it.

2. Pep talk. Repeat after LSP:

3. Ok, time for first moves. How about sing them a song?

No harm in playing a bit hard to get.

4. And then there’s only one thing for it:

5. Gotta stand by your principles though:

6. Make your aspirations clear.


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7. And hold out for that one special bae.

8. Exactly.

9. And then you finally get that date. Be cool. Keep the conversation light.

10. Be your own best bitch.

11. Don’t freak out if your advances don’t work…

12. Don’t. Freak.

13. It’s ok.

14. They obvs ain’t worth it if they’re resisting your lumpy charms.

15. Just look at the positives from the experience. You were FLAWLESS!

16. And there’s always fanfiction…

Everyone should be a little bit more Lumpy Space Princess. Agreed?

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Written by Sarah Clare

Sarah is the Lead Writer and Design Queen here at Maximum Pop! Sarah holds an MA in Professional Writing from Falmouth University, and a BA in Creative Writing with English Literature from Marjon (BIG UP THE MARJON MASSIVE!). Sarah joined MP! after seeing an advertisement for writers on Instagram – because where else would a design master find their dream job?

Sarah is currently working on an expose on Draco Malfoy in her spare time. But not if his father hears about it.