You love Taylor, we love Taylor. Everyone loves Taylor Swift. You own all her albums, memorise all her lyrics and even know the names of her cats, but have you ever considered there’s a chance you might be morphing into the pop sensation?
If you love red lipstick and have a gazillion BFFs, you probably wanna keep reading. Here are 13 tell-tale signs to watch out for:
1. Your favourite number is 13
“I turned 13 on Friday the 13th. My first album went gold in 13 weeks. My first #1 song had a 13-second intro. Every time I’ve won an award I’ve been seated in either the 13th seat, the 13th row, the 13th section or row M, which is the 13th letter.”
2. You love red lipstick
You got that red lip classic thing that Tay Tay likes.
3. You bake the best cookies
Need we say any more? So hungry now.
4. You have a billion best friends
The best people in life are free. And also super successful so you and your squad basically slay the entire world together.
5. But still prefer to spend Saturday nights with your cat
It’s a matter of priorities, really.
6. You throw the best parties
The evidence is in the Instagram pics.
7. Your banter is on point
You didn’t choose the swag life, the swag life chose you.
8. You get way too excited about everything
But you don’t care ’cause everything is JUST SO AMAZING
9. You entire life is documented by polaroids
There’s just something really aesthetic about it.
10. You draw style inspiration from er, interesting sources
And yet somehow you still manage to never go out of style.
11. You crash weddings just for fun
Sorry not sorry.
12. You dance to your own (sick) beat
The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
13. Finally, you know just how awesome you really are
And have no regrets about being yourself, not a single one.
So whaddya think? Is there a chance you’re becoming Taylor Swift? Let us know @maximumpop