ICYMI Camila Cabello might have a teeny little case of the munchies.
And by teeny we mean absolutely, bloody MASSIVE of course.
Queen Mila is very open about her diagnosed obsession with delicious, scrumptious food like pizza, ice cream, chicken nuggets – basically all the good stuff.
But what you didn’t realise is that she also packs in a lot of phood philosophy around her eating habits as well. In fact, we could all learn a few valuable life lessons from Camila when it comes to stuffing our faces. We count twelve so far, but feel free to shoot us some more using the comments.
1. Bananas can be clothes too
So let’s start with the basics. It’s common knowledge that Camila is a fan of the banana. In fact, it’s become such a big thing that people are now making videos of her obsession with the fruit. Skip to around the 4:40 mark in this one for Camila’s unforgettable banana rap. It’s something else.
But what we will never forget is the sight of her wearing that banana hat… “BECAUSE SHE’S A SERIOUS ARTIST, OK”
2. All foods can be combined to make one big superfood
We can’t see it if we’re honest, but if you think the combo goes then by all means tweet us videos of you *enjoying* spag ban @maximumpop.
I don't know what moment it was that I decided I would eat chicken and waffles for literally every meal but I'm glad it happened
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) February 7, 2017
But chicken and waffles, now that we’d go mad for.
3. Chinese food in the bath is the one
yesterday i ordered take out Chinese food and i ate it in THE BATH. best experience of my life
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) July 13, 2014
*Hazard warning* there is a chance that sweet and sour sauce will get mixed in with the bubbles. If this happens, just roll with it. Remember, it’s all part of the best experience of your life.
4. There’s a loophole in every clause
me: DOCTORS say dark chocolate is GOOD FOR YOU
me: *eats three whole candy bars*
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) December 15, 2014
And we’re so glad Camila found this one. GIVE US ALL THE DAMN CANDY!
5. The world’s problems can all be solved by chicken nuggets
When she gifted us this perfect one-liner we just knew that it was true love.
I think everybody just needs some chicken nuggets
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) January 5, 2013
If only Donald Trump had chicken nuggets.
If only Theresa May had chicken nuggets
If only… well you get the picture.
6. But actually Mila’s not done teaching us about chicken nuggets yet…
They go with any occasion. They are life.
7. If in doubt, celebrate with Tacos!
The more the better!
Can't believe we got a #1!!!!!!!!! thank u so much for supporting bad things, so crazy I'm gonna go eat like a thousand tacos
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) February 5, 2017
8. Pizza has powers of mind control
.. And we’re powerless to stop it.
Pizza is one of those foods that possesses ur brain and 7 slices later you're like I don't even know how I got to this point
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) October 22, 2016
9. But why would we even want to stop it when it’s sooooo much better than boys
And people, and EVERYTHING!
@cravingzayn pizza is better than boys it is better than people and it is better than life hallelujah amen praise jesus
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) November 17, 2012
10. Pizza is also by far the best food to pose with.
Case and point, see below.
11. “IF YOU DON’T WANT TO PISS PEOPLE OFF, BE A VEGETABLE.”
Because no-one likes a vegetable. Sorry guys…
12. Food comas are the real struggle in life
13. NANDOS IS LIFE!
We live for a cheeky Nandos.
NANDOS NANDOS NANDOS NANDOS NANDOS NANDOS NANDOS
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) April 5, 2016
NANDOS SLAYS MY LIFE
— Camila Cabello (@camilacabello97) December 6, 2014
In fact, we’re off for one now. Fancy joining? Camila you’re welcome as well.
Do you agree with Camila’s phood philosophy and do you have any ideas to share? Get commenting.